Brianna and Kenneth: Judges and their puns

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Judges and their puns

Today's homework featured a case where a yarn supplier had a contract dispute with a distributor. The judge made the most of it. Here are some puns in their opinion:

Textile Unlimited, Inc. (‘‘Textile’’) claims that ATTBMH and Company, Inc. (‘‘ATTBMH’’) is, in the parlance of the industry, spinning a yarn...
ATTBMH counters that Textile is warping the facts...
Over the course of ten months of this tangled affair...
Each followed a similar pattern...
With arbitration looming...
The underpinnings of arbitration theory...
One of the threads running through [the theory]...

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Cast of characters

Kenneth: Not so tall, but dark and handsome. Maker of the best breakfast in town. Does not like tomatoes. Silly, smart, and an excellent Ricky to Brianna's Lucy. Works for REI. Eagle Scout. All around good guy. Drinks Don Draper's kind of beverages, but not nearly as much.

Brianna: Redhead known for her crazy ideas and stubborn attitude. Enjoys international politics, travel, cooking, and trying to figure out new and improved ways to organize the small apartment. She balances out the cooking by occasionally remembering to train for a triathlon.

Juniper: Black and covered with fur. Sweet and loyal with a laid back personality. Enjoys swimming and long walks on the beach. When no one is looking, she can be found napping on the couch. Favorite toy is a rawhide bone.

X: Small, dark, and handsome. Likes: sleeping, eating, snuggles, and filling his diaper. Also enjoys story time. Dislikes: diaper changes, being hungry, and being tired.